Some indeterminate time passed by after the nurse’s visit, during which he semi-dozed while the strange nerve twinges gradually waned, thankfully. Eventually, the door opened, and a small, dark-haired man wearing the traditional white coat came in and looked him over.
“So, you tried drinking boiled marijuana leaves. Interesting way of hospitalizing yourself.” He said in flawless English.
This observation was accompanied by a shaken head and a frown on the part of the doctor. Jason went to deny it but then realized that it was probably a better explanation than the real one. The doctor pursed his lips and nodded at Jason’s aborted attempt to speak.
“Yes, Weak and disorientated, aren’t you?”
Jason nodded.
“How long?” Jason managed to croak through dry lips.
“Five days, young man. You died twice in the first two days from cardiac arrest. You were very lucky. I hope you have learned your lesson?”
The doctor looked like he wasn’t all that impressed with his patient’s intelligence, which Jason decided was understandable in the circumstances. The circumstances certainly looked pretty stupid from the doctor’s viewpoint. Then the full import of what the doctor had said struck home. Died twice! Jason thought in surprise. Oh. And yet, he was still here. Ah, the marvels of modern medical knowledge. I wonder if… He broke off that thought and smiled at the doctor.
“Yes, sir.” He muttered, finding it surprisingly hard to speak.
His throat and mouth felt like someone had taken sandpaper to them. Dry, harsh, and nothing seemed to want to work properly. The doctor nodded at him.
“Well, you seem to be on the road to recovery. Your body is getting back to normal, and now that you are conscious, that is one more thing I can cross off my list. I will be back to check on you this evening. In the meantime, please stay in bed today and rest up. Your body is debilitated and behaving very strangely even though it appears to be recovering now. You had a bizarre reaction to whatever you drank. Almost like an epileptic fit in some ways. Very odd. Anyway, you will be staying here for the moment while we wait for the latest round of blood tests.” He paused and nodded at the catheter in Jason’s wrist. “We took more blood earlier while you were still in a coma. The first blood test came back with some very strange results, which is why we are retesting. Drink lots of water. Call for help with any bodily needs, yes?”
Jason reluctantly nodded. Yuk, he means bedpans. Jason semi-dozed some more and drank all the water left on the mobile table next to the bed. When he used the help button, he was surprised to find the nurse was quite willing to help him into the bathroom and then wait outside. A damn sight better than using a bedpan! By the time the doctor returned in the afternoon, he was feeling considerably more alive and sitting up. A quick check of his vital signs and he was allowed a light dinner which caused his stomach to churn a little at first and give him the feeling that he was going to throw up initially, but his stomach settled down, and Jason was feeling much better by the time he fell asleep.


